Every character in Gang Beasts is a 'Standard Fighter.' This means they all share the same core attributes and capabilities. There are no hidden stats, no special moves tied to specific costumes, and no inherent advantages or disadvantages based on your chosen appearance. This design choice ensures a level playing field, where skill and environmental awareness are the only true determinants of victory.

- Identical Physics: All characters react to physics in the same way, whether they're big or small, wearing a hot dog costume or a suit.
- Same Attack Power: Punches, kicks, and headbutts deal the same amount of 'stun' and damage regardless of your character's look.
- Equal Movement Speed: Everyone waddles at the same pace.
- Shared Grab Strength: The ability to grab, lift, and throw opponents is consistent across all fighters.
This uniformity means that mastering the game's physics and controls is paramount, rather than relying on character-specific abilities.