Grand Theft Auto III
Grand Theft Auto III

Luigi Goterelli: Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up

Learn how to complete the "Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up" mission in Grand Theft Auto III by picking up Misty from Diablos territory and returning her to Sex Club 7.

Luigi Goterelli: Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up

Mission Giver: Luigi Goterelli (Sex Club 7, Red Light District, Portland Island)

Luigi Goterelli: Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up - Grand Theft Auto III screenshot
Luigi Goterelli: Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up

Mission Objective

Luigi needs you to pick up Misty, one of his girls, from the Diablos gang territory in Hepburn Heights and bring her back to the Sex Club 7. This mission serves as an introduction to navigating gang-controlled areas and the importance of quick, decisive action.

Walkthrough: Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up

This mission is straightforward but requires careful driving and awareness of your surroundings, especially in hostile territory. It's one of the earliest missions where you'll directly interact with another gang, the Diablos.

  1. Initiate the Mission: Head to the Sex Club 7 in the Red Light District and enter the blue mission marker to speak with Luigi Goterelli. He'll instruct you to pick up Misty.
  2. Locate Misty: A pink icon will appear on your radar, indicating Misty's location in Hepburn Heights. This area is the turf of the Diablos gang.
  3. Drive to Hepburn Heights: Get into a reliable vehicle. While the Diablos aren't immediately hostile to you at this stage unless provoked, it's wise to be cautious. Drive to the designated pickup spot in Hepburn Heights.
  4. Pick Up Misty: Park your car in the blue marker at Misty's location. She will get into your vehicle.
  5. Return to Sex Club 7: Once Misty is in your car, a new pink icon will appear on your radar, marking the Sex Club 7. Drive Misty back to Luigi's club in the Red Light District.
  6. Complete the Mission: Park your car in the blue marker outside the Sex Club 7. Misty will exit the vehicle, and the mission will conclude.

Strategy Tips

  • Vehicle Choice: Any standard car will suffice for this mission. A faster car might be slightly more efficient, but it's not critical. The key is a car that handles well and won't break down easily if you accidentally clip something.
  • Avoid Confrontation: At this point in the game, you generally want to avoid direct conflict with the Diablos unless absolutely necessary. While they won't attack you on sight during this mission, ramming their cars or shooting at them will quickly turn them hostile, making your return trip much more difficult.
  • Route Planning: The route from the Red Light District to Hepburn Heights and back is relatively simple. Pay attention to your mini-map to navigate efficiently and avoid unnecessary detours.
  • Damage Control: Try to keep your vehicle in good condition. If your car takes too much damage, it might explode, failing the mission. If your car is heavily damaged after picking up Misty, consider a quick detour to a Pay 'n' Spray if you feel it's at risk, though it's usually not necessary for this particular mission.

Common Pitfalls

  • Aggravating Gangs: The most common mistake is accidentally hitting or shooting Diablos gang members or their vehicles, which will trigger an attack and potentially fail the mission if Misty is killed or your car is destroyed.
  • Getting Lost: While the map icons are clear, new players might struggle with navigation in the early stages of the game. Keep an eye on the mini-map and the larger map in the pause menu if needed.

Mission Rewards

Upon successfully completing "Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up," you will receive:

  • Cash: $4,000
  • Respect: Your respect with Luigi Goterelli and the Leone Family will increase, unlocking further missions from Luigi.

This mission is crucial for progressing through the early stages of the game and establishing your relationship with the Leone Family. It also sets the stage for future interactions with other gangs in Liberty City.