Achievements [SP.02.18]

Unlock all achievements in The Stanley Parable, including 'Commitment' by playing on a Tuesday and 'Speed run' in under 4 minutes 22 seconds.

Achievements:

1. 8888888888888888: Go to your boss's office and repeatedly press '8' on the keypad.
2. Achievement: Check your in-game options and turn them on.
3. Beat the game: This achievement is unlocked by simply beating the game, with the description stating "I feel sorry for you."
4. Click on door 430 five times: Locate door 430 just outside your office and click on it five times, then follow the subsequent instructions.
5. Commitment: Keep The Stanley Parable running for the entire duration of a Tuesday. You can adjust your system clock to achieve this.
6. Go outside: Either do not play The Stanley Parable for five years, or quit the game, advance your system clock forward by five years or more, and then restart the game.
7. Speed run: Complete the "freedom ending" within 4 minutes and 22 seconds. This is extremely difficult. First, visit your boss's office three times to enable walking through it. Then, restart until you encounter either a hallway leading to the "twin doors" or a blue office; otherwise, you will not succeed. If you get this starting condition, run immediately. During the "monitor room" sequence, you can climb on desks and jump down to save time, but be aware that getting stuck between desks or falling may require a restart.
8. You can't jump: Press the spacebar many times.
9. Unachievable: This achievement can be obtained, but it is secret.
10. Welcome back!: Quit The Stanley Parable and then open it again.