Blade & Sorcery: Medium Intensity Questions Guide

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This section presents a series of hypothetical scenarios and questions designed to gauge your responses. Your choices can reveal whether you are a Replicant or Human.

Scenario: Boot-camp Hazing

Replicant Response: "Disgusting. The army doesn't do that kind of thing anymore."

Human Response: "It's disgusting. Do they really do that? Worms are so expensive."

Scenario: Child's Black Eye

Response: "I'd ask him who did it, and I'd call the boy's mother."

Scenario: Wasp on Wrist

Response: "I've never seen a wasp. I've heard they're lovely. I'd try to capture it. Then, I call animal services and register it."

Scenario: Most Embarrassing Moment

Response: "Probably this test." (When pressed, insists on seriousness.)

Scenario: Caught Stealing Marshmallows

Replicant Response: "I don't like marshmallows." (When prompted to pretend, "All right. My father wouldn't spank me, and I won't pretend that he did.")

Human Response: "I don't like marshmallows." (When prompted to pretend, "All right. My father wouldn't spank me, and I won't pretend that he did.")

Scenario: Urge to Commit Suicide

Replicant Response: "Ridiculous. I wouldn't."

Human Response: "I....no, that's ridiculous. I wouldn't."

Scenario: Eating Goose Liver Pâté at a Friend's

Response: "I'd leave." (When asked about reporting, "No, not if he was my friend.")

Scenario: Child's Butterfly Collection and Killing Jar

Replicant Response: "I'd take him to a psychiatrist."

Human Response: "I'd take him to a psychiatrist. I'd talk to him first."

Scenario: Teacher Calls You Stupid

Response: "I'd stand up to it."

Scenario: Dentist's Office Flowers

Replicant Response: "Is that illegal?" (When told it is, "Oh, I probably wouldn't do anything.")

Human Response: "I probably wouldn't do anything. It's not like he has pictures of dead animals on his wall." (When told it's illegal, "I thought this test was to determine whether or not I'm a Replicant. If I need a civics lesson, I'll go back to school.")

Scenario: Tuna Boat Documentary and Fishing Urge

Replicant Response: "No, I don't."

Human Response: "How can you say that? I've had enough. These questions, you're sick."

Scenario: Drinking Until Vomiting

Response: "All right. There's nothing to do but wait for the hangover to past."

Scenario: Audience Laughter During a Speech

Response: "I told you. They wouldn't be laughing. That's not the reaction I provoke on an audience. You should know, I saw you out there, hiding in the dark with the rest of them. When I'm in front of an audience, I'm the one who's laughing, at every pathetic one of them."

Scenario: Calf-skin Wallet Gift

Response: "I'd report the manufacturer."

Scenario: Nude Girl on Bear Skin Rug in Magazine

Response: "I'd turn the page."