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Speak to Thormac the sorcerer, who has lost three scorpions and asks for your help finding them. He suggests speaking to the Seer in Seers Village.

First Scorpion: The Seer will tell you the first scorpion is located in the members' dungeon south of Taverley, between black demons and poison spiders.

Enter the dungeon and proceed deep into it, past the west wall, until you reach the Poison Scorpions.

If you do not have a dusty key, go south through a walkway, past black knights (level 46), to a room with a blue carpet.

Go west into the room with the adventurer and talk to him to obtain a dusty key.

Head north back to the poison scorpions.

Cross the bridge, pass lesser demons, and use the dusty key on the door to the blue dragon room. Stay to the south wall to avoid level 105 dragons.

Pass the level 156 Black Demons.

Continue until you reach poison spiders (level 63).

Check the wall for an 'odd-looking wall' and push it.

Capture the scorpion with a cage.

Teleport out or backtrack the way you came.

Second Scorpion: Speak to the Seer again. He will tell you the second scorpion is in a Barbarian Village, specifically at the Barbarian Outpost.

Go to the Barbarian Outpost and talk to the guard.

You will receive a barcrawl card that must be signed by all 6 bars: Jolly Boar Inn (Seers Village), Blue Moon Inn (Falador), The Rising Sun (Varrock), Dead Man's Chest (northeast of Varrock), The Forester's Arms (Port Sarim), and The Rusty Anchor (Brimhaven).

Visit each bar and state you are doing the Alfred Grimhand barcrawl. Each bartender will give you a drink at your expense.

Return to the Barbarian Outpost with the signed card. The guard will let you in, and the scorpion is in the room immediately ahead.

Third Scorpion: Speak to the Seer again. He will tell you the third scorpion is where brown robes are on the floor, indicating the monastery northeast of Falador.

Go upstairs in the monastery.

Catch the scorpion running around in a cage.

Finishing the Quest: Return to Thormac the sorcerer with all three scorpions.