a.Spidey Quotes

Discover all the witty and memorable quotes from Spider-Man in Ultimate Spider-Man. Find out when and where each line is spoken in this comprehensive guide.

This guide lists all the memorable quotes spoken by Spider-Man throughout Ultimate Spider-Man, along with the specific in-game moments or events where they occur.

1. "It's me the amazing jumping man." — Before hitting the last beacon during the double jump tutorial.
2. "The spectacular leaping dude." — Before hitting the last beacon during the double jump tutorial.
3. "It's the sensational talking to myself guy." — Before hitting the last beacon during the double jump tutorial.
4. "I have to quit being so easily amused." — Before hitting the last beacon during the double jump tutorial.
5. "Yeah, this is exactly why I built web shooters." — Before hitting the last beacon during the double jump tutorial.
6. "Swinging would be a lot faster." — During swinging tutorial.
7. "I need to stop wasting time and start swinging from these buildings." — During swinging tutorial.
8. "There's one guy who isn't getting up anymore." — During Combat Tour.
9. "NASCAR try-outs are on thursday." — During car City Events.
10. "Jump, then jump again. of course it breaks the laws of physics, but so do most things I do." — During game tutorial.
11. "An actually match stick would be faster then you." — During Johnny Storm races.
12. "Fantastic four, my tuckus" — During Johnny Storm races.
13. "Moonknight is faster than you" — During Johnny Storm races.
14. "Darkhawk is faster than you" — During Johnny Storm races.
15. "Speedball is faster than you" — During Johnny Storm races.
16. "Honk if you're losing" — During Johnny Storm races.
17. "Would it help you if I gave up?" — During Johnny Storm races.
18. "I will wash, but I shall never be clean again." — After falling in water.
19. "All right! Now I get to hit on your sister, Right?" — After winning a Johnny Storm race.
20. "The police? Why not me?...Oh you DO remember me! That makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside!" — While chasing R.H.I.N.O.
21. "I don't want to embarrass you you, but a little deodorant wouldn't have killed you." — While chasing R.H.I.N.O.
22. "You practice falling down down and I'll be right over to help you." — While fighting R.H.I.N.O.
23. "You know I would look fat in that suit, but you make it work." — While fighting R.H.I.N.O.
24. "Are you done with my butt....hole...yet?" — Asking MJ while she repairs his costume.
25. "Looks like a job for your friendly neighborhood Spiderman. And I do love saying that." — During City Event.
26. "You're good but not Hulk good." — While fighting Green Goblin.
27. "What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!" — While fighting Green Goblin.
28. "Only you can prevent Spider-Man fires." — While fighting Green Goblin.
29. "Hot tamale!" — While fighting Green Goblin.
30. "How does it feel to get your butt kicked by a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD KID!?" — While fighting Green Goblin.
31. "The fist bone's connected to the face bone." — While fighting Green Goblin.
32. "It's COLBBERIN' TIME!" — During City Events.
33. "You are seriously over compensating for something." — While chasing Beetle.
34. "All right, trying to kill me is fun and all..." — While fighting Beetle.
35. "Any other colors? The pink is a little girlie." — While fighting Beetle.
36. "Are we playing catch? Because you suck at it." — While fighting Beetle.
37. "I have hairs singed on places I don't even have hair." — While fighting Beetle.
38. "Wow, you have the whole crazy super-villain upgrade package." — While fighting Beetle.
39. "You really are what the Weenie-Ogers call, 'Good'." — While fighting Beetle.
40. "Anything in an battle suit directions about aiming straight?" — While fighting Beetle.
41. "Would it help if I stood still? Because I really doubt it would." — While fighting Beetle.
42. "Hey, could you go hit yourself while I go get a glass of water." — While fighting Green Goblin.
43. "I NEVER WIN ANYTHING!" — After winning a Johnny Storm race.
44. "One of those pedals is the break. I don't know which one." — During Police Car Chase City Event.
45. "Go Speed Racer." — During Reckless Driver City Events.
46. "Do any of you know how I can save money on my car insurance." — During City Events.
47. "School's having sloppy-joes." — While beacon at school is active.
48. "I have an appointment for an atomic super-wedgie at 2 o'clock." — While beacon at school is active.
49. "I'm doing the math in my head. Eh, my body doesn't like what it's hearing." — While chasing R.H.I.N.O.
50. "How about a guy dressed up like a teddy bear who gives hugs? How about that, huh? A big huggie-bear who gives hugs rather then a big rhino or..or a scorpion." — While chasing R.H.I.N.O. This is a reference to the villain Scorpion who hasn't even appeared yet in the Ultimate Universe.
51. "My face and everything below hurts." — During fight with R.H.I.N.O.
52. "I am ensnared." — says R.H.I.N.O.
53. "And you smell too" — says Spidey after you get him stuck in cement.
54. "I hate to tell you this, but that money is marked. You can't spend it." — Unspecified context.